Hella horny. Hella sleepy. Hella sad.
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come
look at these idiots just sitting around
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Winternet is coming
pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good
Did you just say rebagled?
this is actually one of my favorite things
Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.
But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her.
I can’t stop watching this.
When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:
The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried.
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U.S. Army paratroopers of 1st Platoon, Blackfoot Company, conduct a security patrol, supporting a post blast analysis of an improvised explosive device that detonated hours earlier in Terezayi district. Blackfoot Company is part of the 1st Battalion (Airborne), 501st Infantry Regiment, deployed to support Operation Enduring Freedom.
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